Chapstick
I’m screwed.
The door.
ok……
GO WALL.
I CHOOSE YOU.
my computer ok its go time
An electric fan? Wow. The blades are made of plastic and it’s all pretty lightweight. Oh no.
that arrow happens to be pointing at my mom’s ass
uh
fart attack?
Kosher salt
awesome
papercraft creeper…
A water bottle…. I’m going to die.
a violin. a fucking violin.
A box of various pocket knifes……
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)
thatledge reblogged this from heyfunniest
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paintedindigoskies reblogged this from totallyseme and added:
A paper fan. Well, what do you know? :D
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druggedunicorns reblogged this from poisonous13kiss and added:
AIR. Now it’s my dog Xeta.
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musiccat155 reblogged this from strawberrylaugh and added:
…A rubber band. Wooowwwww…..What the heck, do I flick it at him or something?
everhappening reblogged this from naughtyowl and added:
a cup made of duct tape, i am so screwed
demikoro reblogged this from the-flying-blue-quill and added:
endoflineusers: oftaggrivated: ohmyuser: joike: sassacre: oraldiarrhea: suchirolle: southernitaly: Chapstick I’m...
moonlite-suspenders reblogged this from needklainenow and added:
empty snapple bottle. this can work.
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cheshiremouse reblogged this from unicorn-dealing-octopus
temptingyou reblogged this from spoilerqueen and added:
….a fucking letter stuck to my desk…I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT BITCH. YOU BETTAH WATCH YO BAD SELF.
sarasayssmile reblogged this from oracle-of-the-moonsand and added:
Ukulele… haha.
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all-wibblywobbly-timey-wimey reblogged this from kingmelanie and added:
my printer… hmmm…
kingmelanie reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
alisasi reblogged this from whysoblueberrie and added:
Eric Foner’s book about American History @,@
mrscandyv reblogged this from devinepurpose
markborejon reblogged this from a-beautifulmasterpiece and added:
A SPEAKER. Imma shove my speaker up his ass.
choupatate reblogged this from porcelainmadien and added:
A window. Ok, i’ll throw this bitch away by the window
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naughtyowl reblogged this from strude-heartlines and added:
An Asian, I believe I’m safe.
disneylandacidtripforever reblogged this from 500-days-of-life and added:
a mini mets baseball bat, sweet! no lie it was actually next to me
500-days-of-life reblogged this from graceface1357 and added:
My husky doll x.x
graceface1357 reblogged this from be-at-peace-not-pieces
be-at-peace-not-pieces reblogged this from melibear and added:
A computer speaker..
melibear reblogged this from callmebritish and added:
An empty 4loko can. I’m fucked. lmao
churchofhotaddictions reblogged this from clairvoyantkingsofnowhere and added:
Applebee’s gift card. FUUUUUUUUUUUck.
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mesharry reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
a plate, a fork, a knife, a tv and a tv-table (?) with lots of things in :P so i’ll throw the plate at him, then stab...
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fisharecool reblogged this from dontcallmedarling and added:
Nasal Spray. Fucking bring it.
dontcallmedarling reblogged this from joshiewajames26 and added:
Aloe Vera. Bring it.
si-dios-quiere reblogged this from ellercops and added:
a can of almonds. hopefully he is allergic!
ellercops reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
my philosophy folder? yeah i’ll cram his throat with plato, aristotle and nietzsche. sounds legit.
joshiewajames26 reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
Water bottle…. I’m dead.
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maccaholic reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
katie macleod… sweet deal.
thepotterkilljoyrickmaniac reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
OH GOD A TELEPHONE!
unic0rnhook3r reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
a plastic bag. maybe katy perry is going to kill him with her singing?
slytherin-whore-for-life reblogged this from mypatronuswasatimelord and added:
Tv, radio, and pepsi can So I’m going to cram the pepsi can down his throat, after I throw the pepsi can at his dick,...
nati-jade reblogged this from iam-nosuperman and added:
A chair! Could do some damage tbf. Would need to put the baby down first though.
wayfindersandpaopufruit reblogged this from graveyardfrolicking and added:
lol it so happens to point at my bo staff behind the door. >:)
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live-wild-live-free reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:
a pillow. I will kill you fucker!
wielderofthewindwaker reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:
A hairbrush. Prepare to get your ass beat mofo.
iam-nosuperman reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh and added:
My LAPTOP :| fuck that shit, i’d rather him kill me :|
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